You fuck me in the ass, bring me to an anal orgasm, or I won't give you any more

That orgasm was so fucking awesome that my wife forgot how to breathe

You watch your own boring movie, I'd rather jump on my dick

Knows there will be more sperm if you lick for a guy's balls

What happens in dumb porn if a girl gets stuck in the washer?

The delivery girl took a dick instead of a tip, because the customer was "all right."

"The deeper you take in your mouth, the faster you get a new iPhone."

Took his 19-year-old college girlfriend by the shorts and fucked her from behind

Alone poured all over the pretty blonde's face after fucking

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Well, how am I going to get pregnant if all my sperm is on my butt? I tried so hard

Dude, just put down the console — this hottie wants sex, right?

I asked not to distract you, but if you want an orgasm, you'll have an orgasm

I asked if I could creampie, and she said yes! Was that allowed?

Hey, you didn't come inside! Fuck me again until you pour your sperm in me

You didn't fuck up your vacation if you fucked a pretty girl like that with your dick

Bitch, I pay you money and you're fucking around, by the way, about the dick

Roommate, give me money for the room. If you don't have the money, give me your ass

How I was looking forward to spring — I took her right out to the woods and fucked her by the tree

Sweetie, you forgot about the eggs — take them in your hand and kick them

Called a guy to celebrate Christmas, and he fucked and left right away

"Cum all over my ass" — wow, you don't have to ask me twice for that

With an ass like that you shouldn't be on your phone, but on your dick

It's Halloween, but I know how to talk Kisankanna into fucking